do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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