This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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