Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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