You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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