Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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