just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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