Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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