her vagine was all disorganized.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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