ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Randomize
