I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and she was petting her beer can
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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