if i can run in heels then i can drive
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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