All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE