just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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