No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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