gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
is that a dick in a sweater?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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