then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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