She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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