sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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