i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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