When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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