Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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