ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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