Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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