Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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