I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
