I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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