Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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