"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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