Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She swung at the pinata with crutches
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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