pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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