North Korea, Best Korea!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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