The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
My vagina is officially offended.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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