The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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