The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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