Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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