People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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