would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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