she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Do I have a choice?
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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