Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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