I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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