KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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