just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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