Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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