doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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