WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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