That's when you crack a 10am beer
this beer tastes like vomit already
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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