it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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