Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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