This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i just had sex bonerless
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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