So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
