The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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