But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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