Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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