Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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