Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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